• The Simpsons Theme Song
    • Simpsons Theme... .WAV (621k)
  • Alien
    • That board with the nail in it may have defeated us... .WAV (159k)
    • To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue... .WAV (128k)
    • Foolish Earthling, totally unprepared for the effects of time travel... .WAV (215k)
  • Anonymous
    • Gentlemen, start your whacking!... .WAV (29k)
    • If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons... .WAV (70k)
  • Apu
    • It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you... .WAV (163k)
    • I promise nothing... .WAV (97k)
    • Thank you for coming... .WAV (60k)
    • Ooooh, a head bag!... .WAV (107k)
    • What's the matter sir?... .WAV (62k)
    • Yes I know the procedure for armed robbery... .WAV (76k)
    • The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone... .WAV (29k)
    • Apu sing's the Beatles... .WAV (73k)
  • Barney
    • Hook it to my veins... .WAV (80k)
    • Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply... .WAV (178k)
    • Yooooooo, (belch)... .WAV (29k)
    • To Homer, and the Sgt Pepper who's growing out of the middle of your back... .WAV (100k)
    • Thanks for inviting me to your Bar-B-Q... .WAV (84k)
  • Bart
    • More asbestos, More asbestos... .WAV (169k)
    • Is Oliver Clothesoff there?... .WAV (170k)
    • Why would anybody want to touch a girls butt... .WAV (30k)
    • You're one of those don't call me a chick, chicks huh?... .WAV (39k)
    • I wash myself with a rag on a stick... .WAV (170k)
    • I can do that but I don't wanna... .WAV (15k)
    • Ahhh, it was only a dream... .WAV (84k)
    • Lay around in your underwear... .WAV (64k)
  • Beeguy
    • Aye! no es bueno... .WAV (26k)
  • Brockman
    • Panic is gripping Springfield... .WAV (223k)
  • Burns & Smithers
    • So, another Friday's upon us... .WAV (186k)
    • I don't like being outdoors Smithers... .WAV (47k)
    • Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters... .WAV (119k)
    • Smithers, Take off my belt... .WAV (40k)
    • If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch... .WAV (58k)
    • Everything's fine Smithers... .WAV (88k)
    • Destroy him... .WAV (13k)
    • The preparations for your birthday have begun... .WAV (154k)
    • You're quite good at turning me on... .WAV (111k)
    • You call this a supercomputer?... .WAV (24k)
    • Oh Smithers, let's go slumming... .WAV (50k)
    • Well that's a hell of a thing... .WAV (25k)
    • This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery... .WAV (65k)
    • I think women and seamen don't mix... .WAV (51k)
    • Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead... .WAV (101k)
    • We come back and everyone's slaughtered, I'll owe you a coke... .WAV (192k)
    • I love you Smithers... .WAV (39k)
  • Flanders
    • Calm down didly didly... .WAV (151k)
    • As the tree said to the lumberjack... .WAV (30k)
  • Grandpa
    • Oral thermometer my eye... .WAV (96k)
    • I've coughed up scarrier stuff than that... .WAV (31k)
  • Hans Moleman
    • Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?... .WAV (201k)
  • Dr. Hibbard
    • Hot beef injection... .WAV (106k)
  • Dr. Nick Riviera
    • Hi Everybody... .WAV (38k)
  • Homer
    • Doh! (echo)... .WAV (36k)
    • Everyone knows rock obtained perfection in 1974... .WAV (127k)
    • That team sure did suck last night... .WAV (92k)
    • The fly was funny and the booger was the icing on the cake... .WAV (74k)
    • Permit me to solve the mystery... .WAV (161k)
    • Yeah, but what are ya gonna do... .WAV (15k)
    • Should I whack slow or fast?... .WAV (109k)
    • Under the sea... .WAV (196k)
    • Somebody had to take the baby-sitter home... .WAV (137k)
    • I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah... .WAV (135k)
    • I hope I haven't upset you, BONGOHEAD...! .WAV (135k)
    • Anything to get me out of that house... .WAV (98k)
    • Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoe-down... .WAV (119k)
    • I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a school girl... .WAV (96k)
    • All my life, I've been an obese man trapped in a fat mans body... .WAV (41k)
    • Hmmm, I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage... .WAV (121k)
    • A counterfeit jeans ring operating outta my carhole... .WAV (38k)
    • Here are your messages... .WAV (159k)
    • That dog has a puffy tail... .WAV (95k)
    • I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel back in time... .WAV (108k)
    • Oh but I'm so sweet and tasty... .WAV (177k)
    • Holy Macaroni... .WAV (97k)
    • Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge... .WAV (121k)
    • Call Mr. Plow... .WAV (60k)
    • Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip... .WAV (15k)
    • There was a little spanish flea... .WAV (135k)
    • Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt... .WAV (31k)
    • I am evil Homer... .WAV (94k)
    • Donuts, is there anything they can't do?... .WAV (63k)
    • Mmmmmm, invisible cola... .WAV (64k)
    • Hey there blimpy boy... .WAV (55k)
    • Ri am romer rimpron... .WAV (143k)
    • I managed to solve a little problem today... .WAV (103k)
    • Hello Vegas? Give me a hundred bucks on red... .WAV (93k)
    • My house is on fire... .WAV (93k)
    • Help Me! Are you helping me or are you going on and on?... .WAV (40k)
    • Is T.V. guide a book?... .WAV (148k)
    • NEEERRRRRDDDDSSS!... .WAV (196k)
    • Uh, excuse me Professor Brainiac... .WAV (217k)
    • I've gotta call the plant and warn them... .WAV (145k)
    • Bart bit me... .WAV (113k)
    • Hey if you don't like it, go to Russia... .WAV (25k)
    • What a dump!... .WAV (66k)
    • Ok Ok, I'll make a wish that can't backfire... .WAV (164k)
    • Don't even think because he can read your thoughts... .WAV (119k)
    • Are you both toilet trained?... .WAV (93k)
    • Come on, I dare ya... .WAV (51k)
    • That's bad...That's good... .WAV (227k)
    • The doll's trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me... .WAV (113k)
    • Did you raise the dead?... .WAV (90k)
    • Flanders was a zombie?... .WAV (118k)
    • They're dogs and they're playing poker... .WAV (103k)
    • Mmmmmmmm. forbidden donut... .WAV (93k)
    • Oh Lisa, you and your stories... .WAV (122k)
    • Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis... .WAV (201k)
    • I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here... .WAV (138k)
    • Legal mumbojumbo... .WAV (63k)
    • It's like something outta that twilighty show... .WAV (77k)
    • I'll take my chances in the mystery wall... .WAV (21k)
    • I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am... .WAV (229k)
    • Did anyone see the movie Tron?... .WAV (203k)
    • Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics... .WAV (69k)
    • Don't you ever get tired of being wrong... .WAV (28k)
    • Oooh! Erotic cake... .WAV (24k)
    • No T.V. and no beer... .WAV (190k)
    • Heeeeere's Johnny... .WAV (232k)
    • I've gone back to the time when... .WAV (56k)
    • Lord help me, I'm just not that bright... .WAV (34k)
    • Hey Barney, am I a pig?... .WAV (59k)
    • Hey weinerboy... .WAV (35k)
    • I can't hear myself think... .WAV (100k)
    • Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again?... .WAV (175k)
    • Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?... .WAV (36k)
    • I just got my party invitations back from the printers... .WAV (144k)
    • D'oh!... .WAV (5k)
  • Homerpalooza
    • We envy you Homer (Smashing Pumpkins)... .WAV (206k)
    • Hey, Hullapallooza isn't about freaks (Cypress Hill)... .WAV (113k)
  • Lionel Hutz
    • Replace kinda with repeatedly... .WAV (165k)
    • Very well, but first some ground rules... .WAV (191k)
  • Krusty
    • Show me where you are now you bastard... .WAV (148k)
    • Well EXCUUUSE ME! .WAV (37k)
    • I could pull a better cartoon outta my a... .WAV (63k)
    • Awww Crap!... .WAV (16k)
  • Lisa
    • Grandpa, how'd you take off your underwear... .WAV (122k)
    • The next time we fall asleep we could die... .WAV (88k)
  • Rev. Lovejoy
    • Move into the light my son... .WAV (73k)
  • McBain
    • Maria, my mighty heart is breaking... .WAV (54k)
    • Oh stop talking crazy... .WAV (16k)
    • Yah, dat's nice... .WAV (38k)
    • Maybe you all are homosexuals too?... .WAV (96k)
  • Misc
    • Hey I heard we're going to Ape Island... .WAV (109k)
    • Homer Simpson has stumbled into the third dimension... .WAV (121k)
  • Moe
    • Do I have a Bea O'Problem here... .WAV (133k)
    • I'm going to have to break your legs in advance... .WAV (181k)
    • Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron... .WAV (225k)
  • Nelson
    • Ha Ha... .WAV (24k)
  • Nerd(s)
    • You'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table... .WAV (145k)
    • Those crazy noises are computer signals... .WAV (190k)
    • Ok guys, let's push him out of the way in exactly 3 seconds... .WAV (130k)
  • Otto
    • My name is Otto... .WAV (45k)
    • Whoa, another acid flashback... .WAV (60k)
    • I've never been called an adult before... .WAV (94k)
    • Alcohol increases your ability to drive... .WAV (38k)
  • Ralph
    • Somebody took my juice money... .WAV (45k)
  • Sideshow Bob
    • Stepping on rakes... .WAV (233k)
  • Skinner
    • Wheel him out quietly... .WAV (123k)
    • Uh oh, two independant thought alarms in one day... .WAV (35k)
  • Snake
    • Oh No, Beta!... .WAV (30k)
    • Use a pen Sideshow Bob... .WAV (109k)
    • Uhh wallet inspector... .WAV (79k)
  • Wiggam
    • You don't get your gun until you tell me your name... .WAV (146k)
    • Ahh just get one of those inflatable women... .WAV (48k)
    • Take that you lousy dimension... .WAV (100k)
  • Willy
    • Don't be readin' my mind between four and five... .WAV (154k)
    • When I'm done with you... .WAV (46k)
    • Bonjourrrrr... .WAV (21k)
    • Shhh, you wanna get sued?... .WAV (78k)

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